Me, me, me against them

Me against enemies, me against friends

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nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

my-wanton-self:

Poseidon. Looking for virgin sacrifices.

You’ve come to the wrong swimming pool, son.

At the groceries store

deanisanactualprincess:

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

Group Assigments
Person: I have an idea
Me: So did Hitler

officialwhitegirls:

ayyyebrows:

tumblr mobile users be like

i hope you know i waited at least 5 minutes for this to load

thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

officialbreakfast:

you know those disgusting aggravating boys that you just wanna

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africant:

Shout out to Dijonay’s parents for naming all their kids after seasonings, spices and condiments.

rungar:

fuckiNG

catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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