jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

lexcanroar:

so obviously this is funny because it’s so ridiculous because this would basically never happen

and I can’t believe we live in a world where this scenario is so unlikely that it’s a joke 

the-vashta-nerada:

superwhoavengelockandme:

the-vashta-nerada:

i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going

like

if i start a show i’m in it until the end

in sickness and in health

till death or discontinuation do us part

man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from

BUT

Glee

oh yeah fuck glee

penguinfaery:

laughingsquid:

Little Girl Dressed as Marvel Comics Legend Stan Lee

this is the best picture in history.

claydols:

im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*

grumpcatblys:

happilymourning:

thatsqualitystuff:

we were taking our math test and i turned around and

can we just talk about not only whatever is all over that girl’s face, but the guy charging his phone in the back and the kid on the right who looks like he’s in immense pain

this picture is like the perfect description of school tho

is no one going to mention the girl knitting a fucking scarf in the back

sherlock-whovian-in-the-impala:

natsu-i-choose-you:

So I’m in college to be a history teacher, and today I realized that I have been blessed with the opportunity to open my class every year with “People assume time is a strict progression of cause to effect, when actually it’s more like a big ball of wibbley-wobbley, timey-wimey… stuff.”

You’ll be the best teacher

bikwin5:

some

BODY ONCE TOLD ME